Conversation w/ my Sister

At dinner i just had a hilarious conversation w/ my sister it went something like this:
Sis: "Hey, you know. Once in China i broke my best friend's couch"
Me: "You broke her crotch?!" O.o
Sis: "No what the hell her couch"
Me: "Crotch?!" x,x
Sis: "Couch!!! u know what shut up. I know where you live" O.o
Me: *WTF!!!!* "I know where you live"
Sis: "I know where your mother lives"
Me: "I know where your mother lives"
Sis: "I know where your grandpa lives"
Me: "I know where your grandpa lives"
Sis: "I know where your grandma lives"
Me: "I know... I dont't care about her she betrayed me." *Really she did*
Sis: "I know where your computer is"
Me: "I know where your... oh wait you don't have one"
And that is the end really this how it all went down and yes my grandmother really is evil enough to betray me =`(